Silly Questions?

'What do you do when you see an endangered animal that is eating an endangered plant?'

'What's another word for thesaurus?'

'Why do they report power -cuts on TV?'

'Why do people say life is too short? Have you ever done anything longer'

'If Petrol stations are open 24/7 - why do the doors have locks?'

'If vampires have no reflection, how come they have such neat hair?'

'If someone crashes his or her car on purpose, is it still a car accident?'

'Can atheists get insurance for acts of God?'

'Are children who act in rated '18' movies allowed to see them?'

'Do they have girl’s bathrooms in gay bars?'

'Why does a round pizza come in a square box?'

GUIDE TO PRANK CALLS.

Whats a Prank call ? When you phone up a number and say something silly and childish or trick them. You little meany.

But thats silly -Very silly.

Is there any rules? Yes - don't phone 999 or any other emergancy services. Could cost someones life and get you in trouble. Also do not say sick things or threaten people. Sound sad but makes sense.

So what should I say then BUDDY? - There is loads of things you can do, Ask if someone made up is in, or say something silly. Tell them that its a prank call and they have wasted there time! Or pretend your selling something. Make up what ever you like.

But they can use ring- back and i will be caught. No if you dial 141 before entering the victims number. That way they cannot ring back because you hold your number. Or use a payphone.(Do not support the rise of Text Editor)

We have put some ideas for prank calls below. HHM

%"Happy halloweeeeeeeen!!!!"

%"This is a prank call! you have just wasted your time -so put down the phone."

% "i am selling... (make up something silly) "

%"Sing a song a six-pence ....( or anyother silly song)

%Talk as if you have just picked the phone- and they were called you.

%Parrot - When you copy what they say.

%silly sound - effects - use a site like -- http://www.prankcallsunlimited.com/

  http://www.moviesounds.com/

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Ever been asked a dumb question when the  answers is obvious?

Fight back with a silly answer- this is how:

Situation 1>It's raining badly, you have just got back from somewhere completely soaked. Someone says "Your wet! Is it raining?"  What a silly question, You could say ... "No I always come by sewers"  or  "I like to shower with my clothers on." or just say  "Raining? what makes you think that?".

Situation 2> You hurt yourself and someone asks ...   "Have an accident?" - How annoying, You could say to them ... "No thanks, I've already had one!" or  "No, i'm a pro, I wouldn't hurt myself."

Situation 3> You are in a lift and you press for up. The up arrow apears, someone come up to the lift and looks at the pic ..."Are you going up?" They ask.   You could be silly and say "No, we just love lifts" or  "No, this time were gonna suprise everyone and go sideways" and "Were not going up -you must be going down".

Situation 4> You have fallen over and hurt yourself, and someone comes up to you and asks... ''did you fall''? you could say "no, I just get pleasure from scraping my (what-ever you hurt e.g your knee)on the ground then sitting on the floor and pretending to be hurt''.

Situation 5> If a Police person pulls you over and then asks if you know how fast you were going? "You should know because you pulled me over." (that may get you in trouble).

Situation 6> When people say "It's always in the last place you look". You could say "Of course it is. Why would you keep looking after you've found it?".

Situation 7> Your at a bus stop and someone joins you and says 'has the bus came yet?' so you say 'Why would i still be here if it had gone?'